Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Hack Man

Hey peeps

I thought I should pop in here and say hello…

I was made aware just recently that few kind folks out there no only like to read my blog but were worried when I hadn’t posted in a bit…I have to say that is like the coolest thing I have every heard… way to make a guy feel loved…you people are awesome.
I am not so happy to report that I have unfortunately been really sick, It turns out I've had some weird inner ear problem that has been giving me some crazy dizzy vertigo and a whole lot of pukky grossness...
so I haven't been able to do much more than lay very still with my eyes closed hoping not to puke on everything...very boring!!! On the flip side I've been eating like a bird so my abbs are looking totally ripped...Hazaaa!! Super model training 101.

Anyway if you’re like me you probably think vertigo is fear of heights or something, well I am here to edjamacate you. It is in fact the feeling of dizziness (those of you who know me well please insert dizzy jokes in the comments below)…we all get it sometimes no big deal right…wrong!

This dizziness is like ridding you favorite how to make you self barf without alcohol ride at your favorite theme park 30 times straight without the fun of the ride or sad to say also without the alcohol…what s the point? I ask…

The funny thing is that basically we are machines, were not made of metal so we are not robots, well I’m not I can’t really speak for you… but sometimes things go wrong in our mechanics, some times a nut falls off (good heavens…no not mine!) or a screw comes loose or in my case a few tiny calcium crystals in my inner ear… these little crystals have then been  floating around in my inner ear tubes making me want to shout groceries.

Why am I telling you all this you are probably wondering and so this is why… Apparently Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo (Bppv...thats what i gots) makes up 20% of dizziness in people under 30yrs and about 50% in people over 30yrs old. Here’s the thing, this is not a disease or illness it is just a spanner in the works and it its fairly easily fixed once diagnosed but can sometimes be overlooked… Bppv may also be associated with headaches and migraine
So if you’re feeling dizziness (not the ‘I can’t organize my way out of a wet paper bag with a knife’ kind of dizzy) or vertigo, lightheadedness, imbalance, and or nausea go to the doctor and ask.
It can be fixed and also prevented…if you would like to know more about BPPV click here

And now in celebration of my return from the land of regurgitation here is a most appropriate toy from Japanese toy designers, Mad Barbarians...

(a word to the wise, if you feel sick and might wanna have a chunky vom vom don’t type in vomit, sick, puke, heave, ralf, hearl, yak, spew,blow chunks,  the technicolour yawn, or any other word(s) in that vain in search of fun toy topics… it will not end well...Just trust me!)

Hack Man plush Keychains

Hack Man Plush

 You can get these fine products fro the fine folks at...

Ps:These guys also did some cool mini vinyl keychains of which I have two but I wasn't able to find out if they still make them.

Have a great day kids, dont let your lunch bounce!


  1. oooo and then ewwww (was eating breakfast when reading...thanks for that!)

    But poor you!! For gawd sake gets some've been doing far too much old chap...and before I sound too much like your mum
    BIG LOVES TO YOU...(and get well soon!!)
    xx ;0)

  2. Hey Hey Lady!!!

    He He He... I love to share. Yes ewwww...indeed.

    Thanks for the best wishes...Im feeling 100% but the month(s) have not been good, I think I must be running around in my sleep smashing all the mirrors I can find or some how I have really pissed off one of the gods cos gee, have I had a case of bad luck.

    Anyway once I get all my balls in the air again...Um ahhh.. did I just say that aloud, gawd please dont have the mental picture I just had... Think juggling JUGGLING!! oh gawd anyway I will report back about my tials and tribulations.

    Ohby the way you would have to be way more persistant to sound like my mum...

    (If your reading mum... Love you mum!!!)

    I have to chat to you soon lovely I have top secret munkey business to report to you on as well as something I need to post, didnt make it just saw it in a shop and thought of you...Ill leave it there shall I? ;)

    Glad to hear from you...

    Chat soon


    Ps:I really should have put all that in an email...

    Pss: hi to Mr Mimi

  3. Did you say you were flicking males at know I like you ore and more!!! girlfren'!